The Teenager’s Guide to Surviving High School (Without Going Full Katarina on Your Teachers)

Listen up, fellow summoners of knowledge! High school is like a ranked match in League of Legends: it’s full of epic highs, rage-inducing lows, and plenty of opportunities to either carry your team or faceplant into defeat. And while channeling your inner Katarina and unleashing a Death Lotus on your teachers might seem tempting at times, trust me, it’s not the best strategy for acing your exams.

So, how do you navigate this battlefield of hormones, homework, and questionable cafeteria food? Fear not, dear student,for I bring you the ultimate guide to surviving high school (without getting detention or permanently banned from prom).

1. Pick Your Battles (and Your Champions):

Let’s be real, high school is full of disagreements, from debating who’s the best K-pop group to arguing over that one questionable call in gym class. But not every argument needs to be a fight to the death. Before you go full Katarina on your teacher over a minor grade deduction, take a step back and assess the situation. Is this a hill you’re willing to die on?Or is it a battle better left unfought?

Remember, you only have so much energy. Save your “ults” (your strongest arguments) for the issues that truly matter,like advocating for a more inclusive school environment or challenging an unfair policy. Trust me, your teachers will respect you more for choosing your battles wisely.

2. Communication is Key (Not Just Spamming the Chat):

Think of communication as your trusty ward in the jungle of high school. It’s essential for avoiding ganks (unexpected attacks) and securing objectives (good grades, positive relationships). But remember, communication is a two-way street.It’s not just about spamming the chat with your opinions; it’s about listening to others and finding common ground.

So, when you have a problem with a teacher, don’t resort to passive-aggressive comments or silent treatment. Instead, talk to them respectfully and clearly. Explain your perspective, listen to theirs, and work together to find a solution. Who knows, you might even discover that your teacher is a fellow gamer who can teach you a thing or two about League.

3. Know Your Role (Support, Not Carry):

You’re not a lone wolf trying to 1v5 the entire school system. You’re part of a team, and everyone has a role to play.Teachers are your allies, not your enemies. They want to see you succeed, but they can’t do it alone.

So, don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. Whether you’re struggling with a concept in class or dealing with personal issues, your teachers are there to support you. And remember, your classmates are your teammates. Work together, share resources, and celebrate each other’s successes.

4. Tilt Happens (But Don’t Feed It):

We’ve all been there. You get a bad grade on a test, your crush starts dating someone else, or your parents ground you for a month. It’s enough to make even the most zen Master Yi rage quit. But don’t let tilt control you.

Find healthy ways to manage your stress, like exercising, listening to music, or talking to a friend. Take a break from the game (or schoolwork) and come back to it later with a fresh perspective. Remember, even the best players have bad games. It’s how you bounce back that matters.

5. GGWP (Even When You Lose):

High school isn’t always sunshine and rainbows. There will be setbacks, disappointments, and moments where you just want to surrender. But remember, even when you lose, there’s always something to learn.

Instead of focusing on the negative, try to find the silver lining. What can you take away from this experience? How can you improve for next time? Show good sportsmanship, learn from your mistakes, and keep moving forward. After all,even the worst loss is just another step towards victory.

So there you have it, the teenager’s guide to surviving high school (without going full Katarina on your teachers).Remember, it’s not about being perfect; it’s about learning, growing, and having fun along the way. So pick your battles,communicate effectively, work as a team, manage your tilt, and always remember to say “GGWP” (good game, well played).